H. L. Mencken (1880–1956), essayist, humorist, and influential literary critic, championed literary newcomers of his time such as Theodore Dreiser and Sinclair Lewis. Known for his wit and his caustic view of life, Mencken published six volumes of provocative essays, entitled Prejudices, on American culture. His autobiographical trilogy, Happy Days, Newspaper Days, and Heathen Days, recounts experiences in journalism. Mencken once recalled reading Huckleberry Finn as “the most stupendous event in my life.” His work The American Language is a definitive study of the way Americans speak English.

The Declaration of Independence in American

Humor

by H. L. Mencken

[The following is my own translation, but I have had the aid of suggestions from various scholars. It must be obvious that more than one section of the original is now quite unintelligible to the average American of the sort using the Common Speech. What would he make, for example, of such a sentence as this one: “He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures”? Or of this: “He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise.” Such Johnsonian periods are quite beyond his comprehension, and no doubt the fact is at least partly to blame for the neglect upon which the Declaration has fallen in recent years.

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