Rhymes with Thigh Gap

Why don’t we call it a whorehome. Or
a rustic slut cottage. A sleazy French
chateau. How easy is it to dress up
undressing. To elevate the taboo.
Add an adverb like harmoniously,
subtract the verb screw. Who hasn’t
artfully photographed their nude body?
Positioned an IKEA lamp to illuminate
a thigh gap? I’d love a relief map
of so many bodies. Ovaries are the size
of almonds and a uterus grows to become
a hotel lobby. Meanwhile a boner looks
like Thailand, kind of. I love Thai food.