Lorrie Moore, an accomplished storyteller, is the author of two novels and three collections of short stories and the recipient of many awards, including the Rea Award and the PEN/Malamud Award for Short Fiction. Elected to the American Academy of Arts and Letters in 2006, Moore is a professor of English at the University of Wisconsin at Madison. “How to Talk to Your Mother” originally appeared in her collection Self-Help (1985).


Photograph by Zane Williams.

How to Talk to Your Mother

A Story

by Lorrie Moore

1982. Without her, for years now, murmur at the defrosting refrigerator, “What?” “Huh?” “Shush now,” as it creaks, aches, groans until the final ice block drops from the ceiling of the freezer like something vanquished.

Dream, and in your dreams babies with the personalities of dachshunds, fat as Macy balloons, float by the treetops.

The first permanent polyurethane heart is surgically implanted.

Someone upstairs is playing “You’ll Never Walk Alone” on the recorder. Now it’s “Oklahoma.” They must have a Rodgers and Hammerstein book.

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