Lynn Ahrens is a lyricist and librettist. For her work on Broadway and in television and film, she has received the Tony and the Emmy and has been nominated for two Academy Awards. Her short stories and essays have appeared in numerous publications, and several of her essays were published by Narrative and are available in our Archive. Ahrens lives in New York City.

At the Big Table

An Essay

by Lynn Ahrens
There’s no people like show people
They smile when they are low
Even with a turkey that you know will fold
You may be stranded out in the cold
Still you wouldn’t trade it for a sack o’ gold
Let’s go on with the show!

—Irving Berlin

At dawn, Neil and I are jolted awake by the sharp crack of a rifle. Looking down from the bedroom window, I see a small man hurrying through our farm field, carrying his catch upside down—a huge wild turkey, its wings flopped limply over its head. Half-asleep, my husband flings on a pair of jeans, and still barefoot, his hair sticking straight up like something out of Marat/Sade, he leaps into our old Chevy Blazer and roars down the road.

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